Being a mom gives you an excuse for everything:
Why didn't you come to my party? Sorry, I have a baby.
Why didn't you answer the phone? Sorry, I have a baby.
Do you want to go see a movie? That's after baby's bedtime, sorry.
Why do you have a spaghetti stain on your nice white shirt? Well....the baby.
How come you haven't blogged for a hot minute? THE BABY!
See how that works?
I'll admit. I fell off the blogging band wagon right about the time I had a baby. Valid excuse? I think so. They are hard work man. You think your little sweet turd head two month old is exhausting, just wait until they are 10 months, and then a year old. I made a few half-hearted attempts between having a baby and raising a baby to be a blogger again, but they were not successful. Case in point- the last time I blogged was in June. In June I had a 7 month old and now I have a freaking 1 year old.
Happy 1st Birthday Neil!
You are so funny, smart, and sweet.
Thank you for being my excuse.